May 2012
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WatchWatch
Watch my SpiveySays vlog and let me know what you think! Do you agree with the good, the bad, and the ugly? xo, Ashley
May 29th
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Let's All Comment on the Situation That Was...
It’s recap time y’all!  Head on over to http://thebachelor.warnerbros.com/news/ashley-spivey%E2%80%99s-bachelorette-blog-episode-3/ and let me know what you think!
May 29th
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My Bachelorette Recap for Episode 2 - Let's...
I had gotten some complaints last week that the pictures weren’t big enough on my new site for the recap - So I listened and changed it b*tches!!!  Head on over to the Bachelor website and let me know what you think of this week’s episode!  Make sure to leave some comments! (go here for people that didn’t catch that link: http://bit.ly/Kx4JQr )
May 22nd
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Really Brad Womack?
Saw this interview today and it really rubbed me the wrong way. http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/video?id=8661483 Thoughts? All I will say is do you really want to start a “dodged a bullet war” with 55 girls?
May 17th
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Emily Wears Big Girl Panties!
So I moved my written recaps over to The Bachelor’s website! My usual blog with the captions for the first episode of the Bachelorette can be found here: http://bit.ly/LTGnll
May 16th
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May 16th
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So John Mayer Loves The Bachelor...
Someone on Twitter told me to watch this video because John Mayer loved our season of The Bachelor (Season 15)… Is it creepy if I tell you that I followed John Mayer on Twitter just so I could hopefully “bump” into him one day around NYC?  I LOVED HIM! This video only reignites that love. Get back on Twitter John! *Ps - He once came up to Jackie Gordon and totally knew who...
May 16th
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May 10th
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Emily's Bachelorette Bracket
**UPDATE** You can download a much clearer PDF version of the bracket by clicking here and clicking the gray “download this file” button, NOT the blue “download” button.   It’s that time again y’all! Time to fill up our wine glasses, prepare our drinking games, and fill out our Bachelorette Brackets! Now, hopefully y’all haven’t read the...
May 10th
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May 10th
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If You Like Laughing You Must Read This Book
I’m currently reading Let’s Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir) By Jenny Lawson and you must go buy this freaking book right now! I read it every morning on the subway and I know that everyone thinks I’m crazy because I laugh out-loud constantly while I’m reading it. Here’s a little excerpt to entice you: Lawson is describing how her mother...
May 9th
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How to Be a Good Girlfriend: Timeout Time
Last time, I told all the fellas how to be a good boyfriend by properly preparing their laundry when us amazing girlfriends decide to do it for them. Today, I’d like to spout out a little advice to all the ladies and it is quite possibly the best lesson I’ve ever learned in relationships - and I learned it from being a nanny. You’d actually be surprised how much my job...
May 9th
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one man's words: Here's what pisses me off. →
onemanswords: I am a heterosexual male who’s married to a woman. On the surface, the passing of Amendment One affects me in only the most tangential of ways. I will not feel a deep, significant impact by this piece of legislation because I happened to be born straight. And because I’m married. And because my… I love this and you Harry!
May 9th
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“Get ready #Bachelornation ! One week from tonite, @EmilyMaynard ‘s...”
– Mike Fleiss’ twitter (@fleissmeister) I AM DYING!  Good ol’ Fleiss - keeping it classy I see.
May 7th
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31-69 of the 99 Naughty Sex Questions That Make Me...
The 99 Naughty Sex Questions from Cosmo are back and today I’m tackling 31-69 (hehe 69).  I hope y’all don’t think badly of me after this and I really, really, really hope that Scott’s Mom or any of my relatives never read this! IF YOU ARE MY RELATIVE OR SCOTT’S MOM STOP READING THIS RIGHT NOW!  I’M SERIOUS!  DO YOU WANT TO THINK OF YOUR NIECE DOING THESE...
May 7th
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May 4th
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What I've Read So Far This Year
If you follow me on Twitter (@ashleyspivey) you’ll know that I’m always raving about The Fault In Our Stars and occasionally I update everyone on what I’m reading. Lately, I’ve gotten so many requests for some good reads that I decided to show y’all what I’ve read so far this year! This book is kind of like a cross between Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey!  ...
May 4th
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“OMG if that passes I don’t think I can justify ever moving back there!”
– My friend, Ashley, via email, after I explained to her exactly what Amendment One is and what the ramifications of it are. (via onemanswords) Mark my words - I love my family and all of my wonderful friends in NC but if Amendment One passes, I will no longer call NC home.  I will be ashamed to be...
May 4th
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May 1st
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99 Naughty Sex Questions That Make Me Scared for...
Eff. This picture was supposed to say “more horrifying than naughty” but now I’m too lazy to change it.  Kinda like how Cosmo is too lazy to fully answer these questions. Nothing makes me laugh more than some of Cosmo’s sex advise columns.  I laugh extra hard when they try to gimmick up their features by answering the questions in 20 words or less!  Why is this something...
May 1st
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