So, while I still live-tweet an episode from time to time, I have to say that it’s been nice having a little vacation from blogging this season.  Since my lazy @$$ is taking a sabbatical from being sassy and drawing funny things on people’s faces, why not check out these hilarious blogs after every episode?

http://www.rocket-shoes.com/

This guy is seriously hilarious.  I give him a full on endorsement after I saw this picture…

http://jenfrase.blogspot.com/

Jen Frase is way more sarcastic and hilarious than I ever was and if you can read her recaps without peeing your pants then you have way better bladder control than 72% of most people.

http://lostangelesblog.wordpress.com/

I started reading Lost Angeles during my time on the show and he remains one of my favorites.  I mean, how can you not love the term “reverse ginger”?

http://www.betcheslovethis.com/

Let’s be honest, betches love the Bachelor.

http://thebachelor.warnerbros.com/

If you love Michael Stagliano, Jaclyn Swartz, Natalie Getz and a bunch of other former contestants, then this is the place to read a ton of recaps that are censored by ABC. (TOTALLY KIDDING!) ;)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lincee-ray/

B*tch has been blogging the Bachelor for forever and her recaps are still just as funny!

http://accepttherose.tumblr.com/

Not sure why this tumblr doesn’t get more recognition but I’d say it’s the closest to what I used to do! :)